It's 8.15am in the morning & I've already demolished a pancake & a yam cake.

I've destroyed a whole load of noodles, another croissant, dumplings, more yam cake, 2 hard boiled eggs, cereal with milk, biscuits, some milo powder & a drink last night.

I think I have a problem; I need a short cut if you get what I mean!
This sucks so much, I wanna slap people. :(